The Infinite Money Glitch Is Running Backwards

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Strategy's Infinite Money Glitch Is Running in Reverse | Touch Grass

Strategy’s latest SEC filing shows a week of selling $467 million in its own shares, buying zero Bitcoin, and stacking a $3 billion pile of dollars. The machine that defined the bull market is now running its famous loop in reverse, and the filings let you watch it happen beat by beat. For four years, … Read more

Crypto Degens Found the Stock Market. They’re Buying Every Dip of the Memory Crash.

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Crypto Traders Are Buying the Memory Dip

Binance’s own data shows its users doubled their bets on AI memory stocks to $133 million, while those stocks fell apart. Three weeks into the tokenized-equities era, the trenches are trading Micron like it’s a memecoin. Whether that makes them early or exit liquidity gets decided by the next few candles. In mid-June, Binance handed … Read more

AscendEX Blamed MiCA for Its Death. Its Empty Wallets Say Otherwise.

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AscendEx Closes

A once-top-10 exchange announced this week it has ceased operations, with user funds in limbo and no promise anyone gets made whole. The goodbye letter leads with a respectable regulatory excuse. The real confession is buried near the bottom, and the on-chain warning signs were public two weeks before the announcement. On July 6, AscendEX … Read more

Someone Spent $4.4 Million to Legally Vote Themselves $20 Million From the BONK Treasury

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BonkDAO governance attack graphic: attacker spent $4.4 million to legally drain $20 million from the BONK treasury

No hack. No exploit. No stolen keys. An attacker bought enough BONK to pass a governance proposal, voted “yes” to send the DAO’s $20 million treasury to their own wallet, and the code did exactly what it was told. The only opposition was six people holding $3,762 between them. Every few months crypto invents a … Read more

BlackRock isn’t dumping Bitcoin. Its clients are. And June was the worst ETF month in history

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Blackrock Selling Bitcoin

Arkham alerts showing billions moving from BlackRock to Coinbase Prime sent CT into “BLACKROCK IS DUMPING” mode this week. The boring truth is better than the panic: it’s redemption plumbing, the sellers are the fund’s own investors, and the on-chain data says they sold the bottom to the exact people they were supposed to replace. … Read more

Binance and CZ Hit With a £150M London Lawsuit, Weeks After CZ’s “Protecting Users” Memoir

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Binance And CZ UK Lawsuit

Nearly 1,700 investors have filed a £150 million claim in London’s High Court, alleging Binance sold them high-risk crypto derivatives it wasn’t authorised to sell. Binance denies wrongdoing and says it’ll defend the case. Here’s what’s actually in the filing, and what hasn’t been proven. Changpeng Zhao is having the kind of week the crypto … Read more