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Robinhood Built a Chain for Wall Street. The Cat Got There First.

July 8, 2026 by Joe Ver
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Robinhood Cashcat

Robinhood launched its own blockchain on July 1, pitched as the future home of tokenized stocks and real-world assets. One week later its breakout star is a memecoin cat with an invented origin story, a 950% day, and a CEO who went from questioning the point of memecoins to “it works great for memes too” … Read more

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